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The Big O Visits Australia – O-mania Rocks Canberra
A Huge wave of excitement washed over the unwashed press gallery. The Big O is in town ! Only the Lonely, Dum Dum Dum Dum-dy doo-wha. The Pig’s Arms rock critic – with a nose for news – Glen A 20, rang...
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Foodge 28 – A Hot Foodge Sunday
Punting - for folks with just a couple of Oxford scholars Story by Big Magnum Merv had been pacing the floor behind the bar all morning. Two problems, one was the bloody Christmas decorations. He’d...
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Medical Talk
"Nurse, can I have a bedpan?" By Warrigal Given the latest brouhaha about diagnosing syndromes and medical terminology I thought I would give you some insight into how we talk to each other at work...
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Pig’s Arms Psephologist Predicts US Election Outcome
Mitt Neutridge and one of his wives - formerly married to the Joker The Pig’s Arms political correspondent and serifologist, Anthony Puce has been studying the US presidential pre-elections and the...
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Gregor’s Vintage Fanmail
Simianlated Photo of Gregor By Gregor Stronach Things are slow in the world of Gregor at the moment, so I figured I’d take the time to be nice and publicly answer some of the fan mail I’ve received....
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Lucky Bastard
Apache Greyhound Park Story and Photographs by Neville Cole (aint it great to have him back ?) Martin strode through the open door of the Apache Greyhound Park wearing his lucky African tee shirt (the...
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Julian Assnage Walks Free !
Simulated Picture of Julian Assnage It’s been an open secret in the Pig’s Arms for months that Julian Assnage is no longer in the Bolivian Embassy in London. He was spirited away – literally – in an...
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The Tail of God – Part 1
My kinda Santa Hum diddy hum, diddy hum hum hum. Hmm, I hate waiting don’t you. Now I have been called to a special meeting and I just can’t wait, yee esse. Aren’t you excited? I am. Hmm, sorry, I...
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The Tail of God 3
Pic by Warrigal Just a recap, my name is Gordon O’Donnell. I am scientist from another dimension and me and a couple of class mates accidentally created the universe. Our teachers have sent us here to...
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Speaking Australians
Thanks to the discovery Team over at Gez’ Blog. Look for the First Episode – G’Day Knackers. It’s priceless. Tagged: humour, Indian pisstake of Australia
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Foodge #49 – a Night to Remember
Simulated painting of Granny by Scott Harding Story by Emmjay It was unlike Foodge to really tie one on. He has a reputation for being a Trotter’s Ale and lemonade kind of person. The reputation is...
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The Boys go to Blat
Off you go boys but I’ll be waiting “Well I think that wheeze boys should have a weekend away for all that male bonding stuff” says Emmjay as he sips his glass canoe. Oh fuck no, thinks Hung all that...
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AI Is no Chook Raffle.
Only 50 cents a ticket, finger lickin’ good… Story by Sandshoe. AI is no chook raffle. “Won’t get off the ground.” Sandy and Gordon were gettin’ another earful. Gordon got cocky. Instead of keepin’...
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Merv has a Brother
Gordon is worried about somefink There was a loud banging on the door at the Pigs Arms. “Let me in, let me in” cried Gordon “I need a drink, something tragic has happened.” Merv rouses from his...
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Merv finds more family
Merv and family Story by the guy at the keyboard. Merv was standing behind the bar, washing the glasses and refreshing the spittoons when the door opened and a man walked in an ordered a beer. Merv...
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Merv wants a day orf
Merv has a fink about it Story by Mark. Merv wakes to the usual smell of bacon, gently frying in the pan, some freshly brewed coffee and hot toast but today is different. Merv has decided not to get...
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Barnaby’s Retreat
Story by Pig’s Arms Society Page Editor Ophelia Bottom “Abuse, bizarre hazing rituals and misogyny are rampant at the nation’s oldest university, according to a damning new report.” ABC.def.ghi The...
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Merv says
Helvi considers the appeal… Merv here. This is terrible. The Shit Carters Arms have challenged us to a game of cricket, down at the park and wheeze have to provide our own umpires. “Fucking...
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Merv on Retirement
Merv bowling from the Randwick end… “What the hell are you doing Merv?” asks Foodge as he enters the bar and pointing at the beer tap. “Make it a canoe of Special there’s a good chap.” “I’m staring...
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Sandy goes to Britain
Hello Britain, it’s me Sandy Hi, Sandy here, you know Father O’Way, your local parish priest from the Church of St Generic Brand which is down the road and around the corner from the Pigs Arms Hotel....
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