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Merv versus Nothing
I’m glad we have a conservative government… Merv was feeling quite unrestrained. He’d read an article in the newspaper that said “nothing is good for your health…”, wow, how powerful is that sort of...
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Father O’Way is not in this story
Nothing to do with the story but nice to look at… By Big M. “Yer goin’ where?” Granny pointed a gnarled finger in Foodge’s face. “Lunn Donne.” Foodge retorted. “Lunn Fucking Donne!” “No, London...
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Merv wants to go to School
Yes, we are all for education… Merv wants to go to School. by Mark. Hi, Merv here, I fink like, you know, I wanna go to school, just so I can say smart arse things at the bar when I’m working. Like...
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Foodge and Merv fight for Justice Episode 101.7
This kind of encouragement keeps me running… Written by Big M. Merv had endured a shit house morning. He’d run to the gym, full of the lightness of running, or whatever that quote was, hit the squat...
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Episode 102 Merv and Unexpected Travel
Granny and Father O’Way talk politics… Written by Big M. “Granny won’t be what?” Granny (obviously) roared from the landing of the Mary McKillop Memorial Staircase (somehow the naming of things has...
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Episode 103.5 Merv gets a call
Microscopic surgery for sure… Written by Big M. Merv had endured a torrid time with his ‘blown out’ knee. He’d been to the GP, orthopaedic surgeon, MRI, and then physio. He’d hoped that a quick...
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Merv meets no Name
Did you say root darling? Written by Mark Hello, Merv here or hear, whatever you like. Never been one for correctness. Anyhoo this geeza walks into the bar the other day. This is what happened. “Gidday...
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Wes’s First Report
The local hotel where Wes is staying Written by Big M and his fingers on the keyboard. “So, Wes, how are you settlin’ into the Old Dart?” Merv drained the glass and motioned to Manne for a refill....
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Merv and the Elephant in the Room
Merv and Granny discuss life, the universe and everything. Written by Big M “Can I getcher anything, love?” Granny carefully approached Merv who was spread out on the Chesterfield doing leg raises with...
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Foodge’s Kerouac ‘Stream of Consciousness’ inspired Container Ship Travel Blog.
They went that way… By Big M Foodge’s Kerouac ‘Stream of Consciousness’ inspired Container Ship Travel Blog. 05:37 Awoken by distended bladder. Tripped over doorstep and hit head simultaneously....
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Granny likes her Seamen
” …if not for the courage of the fearless crew the Nimmow would be lost…” Written by Big M. Granny was getting concerned, perhaps discombobulated. No one had heard from Foodge, Wes and O’Way since...
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Adventures in Cardiz
Granny loves her Trotters – written by Big M Our three intrepid travellers found themselves abandoned on a container terminal in Cadiz, which wasn’t so bad because Foodge spoke fluent Spanish. It was...
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There’s a Stranger at the Bar
God presents in many forms. This may or may not be one of them. Merv was standing behind the bar. He looked immaculate in his beautiful white shirt and black trousers and polished black shoes. He...
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The plot thickens – just like cheese sauce
Not wanting to upset the court or AAP here is an artist’s impression of Foodge and God entering the court. Merv leans into the bar. He’s got his elbows on the bar holding his head up and he’s in deep...
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The Trial
Image created by Dalle – E Story by some bloke on a laptop, i.e. Mark So today is the day when the trial begins, to see if God really exist? Alternatively, we can also ask is Satan real? Does anybody...
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